The five pounds you needed to watch
is currently fifteen and you've got an improved probability
of losing your keys than the fifteen pounds.
You realise you are ne'er going
to be particular at something ... particularly golf.
Your husband is looking forward to you
to keep in mind belongings you do not remember.
The things you wont to care to try and do,
you now not care to try and do,
but you actually do care that you simply
don't care to try and do them any longer.
Your husband sleeps higher on a easy chair
with the TV blaring than he will in bed.
It's referred to as his "pre-sleep".
Remember once your mother same
"Wear clean underclothing just in case you GET in AN accident"?
Now you bring clean underclothing just in case you've got AN accident!
You wont to say,
"I hope my youngsters unite ..."
Now, "I hope they keep married!"
You miss the times once everything worked
with simply AN "ON" and "OFF""switch..
When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ...
were extraordinary, and a mouse was one thing
that created you bestride a table.
You wont to use a lot of four letter words ...
"what?"..."when?"
Now that you simply will afford
expensive jewelry, it isn't safe to wear it anyplace.
Your husband encompasses a night out with the blokes
but he is home by 9:00 pm ...next week it'll be 8:30 pm
You browse one hundred pages into a book before you realise you have browse it.
Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"
What wont to be freckles area unit currently liver spots.
Everybody whispers.
Now that your husband has retired ...
you'd provide something if he'd notice employment.
You have three sizes of garments in your closet ....
2 of that you'll ne'er wear.
But previous is sweet in some things:
old songs
old movies
And better of all previous FRIENDS.
Love you, "OLD FRIEND".
Send this on to alternative "Old Friends" and
let them laugh in AGREEMENT!!!
